Total Medals Earned: 2,519 (From 370 different games.) Total Medal Score: 44,685 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/110 points)
Eat your first cookie
Kill 10 enemies
Have over 50 lives
Kill 25 enemies
Defeat the boss
No deaths from spikes
Dont drop the bomb
Eat all the food in the game
Complete game under 5 min
Kill all of the enemies
Keep your lives under 15
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/165 points)
90% or more in perception
87% or more in reactions
85% or above in coordination
92% or more in speed
90% or more in memory
85% or above in accuracy test
90% or more in multitasking
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 18/50 (240/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/16 (30/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (250/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Upgrade everything to the max!
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (190/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 12/12 (275/275 points)
Actually Yusuf! It's "Help Me"
YO FAT BIOTCH!
Yum!
He Likes his Cookies
Well! that concludes the worst Tutorial Ever
Save them from ADULTERY!
I sung THAT!
Empire STRIKES BACK!
OWNED!
You Won Yet Lost
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
You started up the game!
You pressed 20 Times in 2 Seconds!
You pressed 40 Times in 2 Seconds!