Total Medals Earned: 2,519 (From 370 different games.) Total Medal Score: 44,685 Points
Medals Earned: 8/14 (140/375 points)
Politely decline
Find the secret spot
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Defeat Savior
Politely accept
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)
Beat the first 8 games
Beat the first 16 games
Beat all 32 games
Medals Earned: 7/9 (120/270 points)
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
Get the good ending
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Just shoot the hell out of those bastards.
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/275 points)
Level 1
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Medals Earned: 7/10 (50/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 14/18 (350/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/255 points)
Kill fiddy men
Run in place for 5 seconds
Plank for 5 seconds
5 consecutive headshots
collect 150 candies
Medals Earned: 5/5 (130/130 points)
Beat the farm levels.
Beat the urban levels.